praise the lord it’s back
My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined
"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face
just expressing my anger
you forgot the most important one of all
im like 2% cute and 98% single